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Nerf N-Strike Elite Retaliator Blaster

Who wouldn’t want one of these?  Whether attacking your kids, co-workers or spouse, this is the perfect way to take out your anger in a way that nobody gets hurt.  Just keep this thing away from your turntable, as it will take a Lyra Atlas out faster than you can say pointed stick.  Remember, we warned you.

$25

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